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I feel like in reality I complain far less than the majority of the people I know?

And given the general shittiness of my circumstances the past few months I’ve been a lot quieter about it than I could have been? Because I’m trying to be an adult and handle things on my own?

And that on here and in real life I’m one of the sillier, nicer people I know?

Anon is cray. Sorry my personal blog is not sunshine and rainbows. I’m not gonna put a PR spin on my life to make it seem better or worse than it actually is. I’ll bitch about what I want when I want to and you have absolutely no right to tell me to stop.

Anonymous asked:
I feel like you complain a lot.


This is my blog anon

If you can’t handle the heat get out of the damn kitchen

I’ll vent when I want to, thanks

It was confirmed to me this evening that my suspicions were correct and that there were in fact high schoolers at that weird party/sleepover thing my roommate had at our house without telling anyone in advance

One of whom was 14 years old

I’m so not okay with that




This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.


You mean my fellow penguins would guide me places and it would solve my always getting lost because of my dire sense of direction problem?

I decided to give some old frozen lentil stew to the dogs rather than throwing it away

And of course this idiot decided that he couldn’t wait for it to thaw and tried to abscond with the entire frozen mass as soon as I put it in his bowl

And it got stuck in his mouth for a full 30 seconds

Anonymous asked:
Have you become friends with your coworkers?

I mean we’ve been working together for a little over a week now so I can’t say. I like them a lot, though! They seem to be a nice group of people and we’re all pretty close in age. There’s no one manager—there’s a supervisor off-site that comes like once a month to check in—so there was potential for conflict over power, but we all actually get along really well, and everyone seems really chill thus far.

Sometimes I look at pictures I’ve taken on selfie mode while drunk or doing my makeup or feeling vain and it takes me a second to realize that it’s me because my face is so asymmetrical that it confuses me when it’s flipped bc it legitimately looks like a different person

I don’t know how to properly take one of those “hot girl vacant stare sexy parted lips” selfies

I’ve attempted it a few times

But like every picture I take of myself is inherently goofy or overexcited somehow

I cannot pull of “cool apathetic girl”

Like I think my face is just kind of silly and even when I’m serious the shape of my face makes it look like I’m half grinning because it is wildly asymmetrical and I have a weird elf face in the first place

So anyway

My selfie game is not as strong as I’d like it to be and I am learning to live with that fact

Have I said anything lately about how Rita Ora is just a lower-quality, badly-tailored, tackily-styled knockoff of Rihanna?

Just putting that out there. 


forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.


the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love